Lazy, RPG-/Video Game-playing nerd
Hello! My name is Kevin. On a scale of 1-10 I am hella gay, but I honestly could not give less of a shit about what rights you think I shouldn't have. Otherwise, I'm a cis white 19-year-old feminist man. I realize that I'm fitting in to more than one negative stereotype, but you should also realize that stereotyping is exactly what feminism is meant to fight against. I'm an ISFJ personality type(Introverted Sensing Feeler Judger), though beyond the meaning of the acronym's letters I have no clue what that means. One could also refer to me as a gaymer, because holy shit I love video games and dicks.

MAGE OF TIME

televisoin:

eeveez:

why did authors stop naming their chapters i loved it when there was a clever little title for each chapter it was great

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notkatdennings:

caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

or it actually is on fire but you’ve spent your whole life surrounded by flames and the burning embers have somehow convinced you that your house being on fire is normal and that your house is just as good as all the other, not-on-fire houses.

postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”

banderboucher:

The meta sequel to that dumb frank video that got popular

bippity-boppity-bullshit:

tsarbucks:

when the person u hate does something that makes everyone else hate them:

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mckardashian:

this girl in history thought Hiroshima was a pokemon

puddletumbles:

wallyedge:

whatificantf0rgety0uu:

Ugh this is annoying

The fork pissed me off so much.

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(Source: best-of-memes)

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

It’s officially gone too far now.

(Source: nosdrinker)

Song: Sweet Dreams are Made of Seven Nation Army
Artist: Eurythmics VS The White Stripes
Album:

siggymcpissyface:

hasanashomestucklair:

stoneandbloodandwater:

Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (1983) Vs. Seven Nation Army (2003)

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS LITERALLY THE SOUND OF COOL

Press play and you will find yourself wearing a long black coat on a windy city street holding a firearm that won’t be invented for another 50 years, your voice will be a full octave deeprer AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK PERFECT.

I hate to be that person but I was listening to this while scrolling down my dash and suddenly this gif from this post came up and I ?????????????

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oHH MY GOOODDDD

(Source: skeppsbrott-archive)

emperorharmonia:

mspaintadventrues:

IT’S 2014 AND I’VE BEEN RICK ROLL’D AT LEAST FIVE TIMES I CANT TRUST ANY LINK

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(Source: mspaintadventrues)

sluttiest-virgin:

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”

Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.

The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:

During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with

Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

FUCK

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun